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Uncle Tony's Cafe
21898 Fm 1314 Rd, Porter, TX
Online ordering hours: 11:00 AM - 7:10 PM13 min
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Featured Items
#21 ULTIMATE RATTLESNAKE CHEESEBURGER
$25.50
#27 DOUBLE BACON 2/3lb BURGER
$27.50
#23 1/3LB CHEESEBURGER ON SOURDOUGH BUN
$16.50
#37 PATTY MELT
$16.50
#36 BLEU CHEESE BURGER
$18.00
#35 MUSHROOM SWISS BURGER
$18.50
#64 TEXAS CHEESESTEAK
$19.00
#33 GRILLED CHICKEN
$17.50
#44 TRASH CAN TACOS
$21.00
#24 BACON CHEESEBURGER 1/3LB
$19.50
#30 BBQ CHEESEBURGER
$21.00
#31 CRISPY CHICKEN SANDWICH
$17.50
#45 JALAPENO CHICKEN TACOS
$17.50
#71A 6 CHICKEN WINGS
$16.00
#51 CHICKEN BITES
$14.00
#29 JUICY TONY BURGER MEDIUM RARE
$19.50
#57 CHICKEN TENDERS
$14.50
#16 1/4lb CHEESEBURGER
$12.50
#52 ONION STRINGS
$10.00
#70 FRIED PICKLE CHIPS
$10.00
#76 JALAPENO CAPS
$8.00
Owner/Otter
11:00 am - 7:10 pmMost Ordered
The most commonly ordered items and dishes from this store
#23 1/3LB CHEESEBURGER ON SOURDOUGH BUN
1/3LB ANGUS BURGER ON BUTTERED, TOASTED SOURDOUGH BUN WITH AMERICAN CHEESE AND FRESH CUT FRIES. (LETTUCE, TOMATO, PICKLE, ONION & CONDIMENTS ON THE SIDE.)
$16.50
#24 BACON CHEESEBURGER 1/3LB
1/3LB ANGUS BURGER ON BUTTERED, TOASTED SOURDOUGH BUN WITH AMERICAN CHEESE, BACON, AND FRESH CUT FRIES. (LETTUCE, TOMATO, PICKLE, ONION & CONDIMENTS ON THE SIDE.)
$19.50
#16 1/4lb CHEESEBURGER
1/4LB ANGUS BURGER ON BUTTERED & TOASTED REGULAR BUN WITH AMERICAN CHEESE AND FRESH CUT FRIES. (LETTUCE, TOMATO, PICKLE ONION ON THE SIDE. CONDIMENTS ON THE SIDE.)
$12.50
#21 ULTIMATE RATTLESNAKE CHEESEBURGER
1/3LB ANGUS BEEF PATTY MIXED WITH PORK SAUSAGE, JALAPENOS AND ONIONS SERVED ON JALAPENO CHEDDAR SOURDOUGH BUN, COMES WITH PEPPERED BACON, AVOCADO, MUENSTER CHEESE AND FRESH CUT FRIES. (LETTUCE, TOMATO, PICKLE, ONION ON THE SIDE. CONDIMENTS ON THE SIDE.)
$25.50
#27 DOUBLE BACON 2/3lb BURGER
2/3LB DOUBLE ANGUS BURGER ON BUTTERED WHITE SOURDOUGH BUN WITH BACON, AMERICAN CHEESE AND FRESH CUT FRIES. (LETTUCE, TOMATO, PICKLE, ONION & CONDIMENTS ON THE SIDE.)
$27.50
#30 BBQ CHEESEBURGER
1/3LB ANGUS CHEESEBURGER WITH CHEDDAR CHEESE, 2 SLICES OF SMOKED BACON, BBQ SAUCE TOPPED WITH THIN ONION RINGS. SERVED WITH FRESH CUT FRIES.
$21.00
#57 CHICKEN TENDERS
HAND BATTERED TENDERS WITH HOUSE CUT FRIES, TEXAS TOAST & YOUR CHOICE OF DIPPING SAUCE.
$14.50
#52 ONION STRINGS
THINLY SLICED ONION STRINGS HANDBATTERED AND FRIED. SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF DIPPING SAUCE.
$10.00
#33 GRILLED CHICKEN
GRILLED CHICKEN ON SOURDOUGH BUN WITH AMERICAN CHEESE AND FRESH CUT FRIES. (LETTUCE, TOMATO, PICKLE, ONION & CONDIMENTS ON THE SIDE.)
$17.50
SWEET TEA
Freshly brewed black tea sweetened with real sugar, offering a classic Southern refreshment.
$3.50
STARTERS
#53 SWEET POTATO FRIES
Deep-fried sweet potato fries, typically seasoned with brown sugar and sea salt for a balance of sweet and savory flavors.
$7.50
#56 FRIED MUSHROOM SLICES
HANDBATTERED BUTTON MUSHROOMS FRYED AND SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF DIPPING SAUCE.
$10.50
#70 FRIED PICKLE CHIPS
PICKLE SLICES BATTERED AND FRYED. SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF DIPPING SAUCE.
$10.00
#76 JALAPENO CAPS
PICKLED JALAPENOS BATTERED AND FRYED. SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF DIPPING SAUCE.
$8.00
#50 CHEESE STICKS
Crispy cheese sticks paired with a wide selection of dressings, from classic marinara to spicy mango habanero.
$10.50
#55 6 BOUDIN BALLS
Savory boudin balls. Choose from twelve dips, ranging from classic BBQ and bleu cheese to bold mango habanero and Korean pepper sauce.
$12.00
#77 CHICKEN QUESADILLA
Grilled tortilla with melted cheese and chicken. Choose from a variety of dressings like ranch, salsa, sour cream, and more.
$14.00
#78 LARGE CHEESE QUESADILLA
Large cheese quesadilla served with your choice of dressings, from tangy, creamy, to spicy options.
$10.00
54A SMALL FRESH CUT FRIES
Freshly cut fries, hand-prepared and fried to order, offering a small serving of crisp, golden potato goodness.
$5.00
#52 ONION STRINGS
THINLY SLICED ONION STRINGS HANDBATTERED AND FRIED. SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF DIPPING SAUCE.
$10.00
#54B LARGE BASKET OF FRESH CUT FRIES
Freshly cut and fried potatoes, served in a large portion. Typically seasoned for added flavor.
$9.50
#61 TATER TOTS
Crispy tater tots typically served with a selection of toppings such as cheese, bacon, and green onions.
$5.50
BEVERAGES
ARNOLD PALMER SWEET TEA/LEMONADE
Sweet tea blended with lemonade, creating a classic Arnold Palmer beverage that typically includes a refreshing mix of iced tea and citrusy lemonade.
$3.50
BIG RED
A popular American beverage known for its sweet, fruity flavor and vibrant red hue, offering a refreshing and nostalgic taste experience.
$3.50
BOTTLE WATER
Pure, still water in a sealed bottle, providing crisp and refreshing hydration.
$2.00
CAN DRINK
Choice of Coke, Diet Coke, or Sparkling Water in a can.
$2.00
CUP OF MILK
A cup of milk, offering a creamy and familiar taste, typically includes whole, 2%, almond, oat, or soy milk options.
$3.50
DR PEPPER
A carbonated beverage featuring a unique blend of 23 flavors, offering a distinctive and satisfying soda experience.
$3.25
FRUIT PUNCH
A refreshing blend of assorted fruits, typically featuring flavors like pineapple, orange, and cranberry, creating a vibrant and fruity beverage.
$3.50
KIDS DRINK
Various drink options like sodas, juices, milk, and teas for kids.
$2.25
KIDS MILK
A glass of milk, typically whole or 2%, offers a simple and nourishing beverage option for kids.
$2.25
MEXICAN COKE
Coca-Cola sweetened with real cane sugar, typically served in a classic glass bottle for an authentic experience.
$5.00
MUG ROOT BEER
Mug Root Beer typically features a classic and creamy soda profile with notes of sassafras and vanilla, offering a sweet and fizzy treat.
$3.50
PEPSI
Carbonated cola-flavored soda, known for its bold and satisfying taste.
$3.50
PEPSI ZERO
Enjoy the classic cola taste with zero sugar and zero calories, featuring sweet, fizzy bubbles typically associated with this refreshing beverage.
$3.50
PINK LEMONADE
Freshly squeezed lemons blended with water and sugar, creating a slightly sweet and tart pink lemonade, often enhanced with strawberry or raspberry essence for its distinct hue.
$3.50
STARRY
A caffeine-free lemon-lime soda, offering a crisp and refreshing burst of citrus flavor.
$3.25
SWEET TEA
Freshly brewed black tea sweetened with real sugar, offering a classic Southern refreshment.
$3.50
TEA 1/2 & 1/2
Half sweet tea and half unsweetened tea blend, offering a balanced and refreshing beverage choice.
$3.50
UNSWEET TEA
Brewed daily, this unsweet tea offers a pure and refreshing taste, highlighting the natural flavors of the tea leaves.
$3.50
BURGERS & SANDWICHES
#16 1/4lb CHEESEBURGER
1/4LB ANGUS BURGER ON BUTTERED & TOASTED REGULAR BUN WITH AMERICAN CHEESE AND FRESH CUT FRIES. (LETTUCE, TOMATO, PICKLE ONION ON THE SIDE. CONDIMENTS ON THE SIDE.)
$12.50
#17 DOUBLE 1/2lb CHEESEBURGER
1/2LB DOUBLE ANGUS BURGER ON REGULAR BUN WITH AMERICAN CHEESE AND FRESH CUT FRIES. (LETTUCE, TOMATO, PICKLE, ONION & CONDIMENTS ON THE SIDE.)
$17.50
#18 RATTLESNAKE CHEESEBURGER
1/3LB ANGUS BEEF PATTY MIXED WITH PORK SAUSAGE, JALAPENOS AND ONIONS. SERVED ON BUTTERED & TOASTED JALAPENO CHEDDAR SOURDOUGH BUN. COMES WITH MUENSTER CHEESE AND FRESH CUT FRIES. (LETTUCE, TOMATO, PICKLE, ONION ON THE SIDE. CONDIMENTS ON THE SIDE.)
$21.00
#19 JALAPENO RATTLESNAKE
1/3LB ANGUS BEEF PATTY MIXED WITH PORK SAUSAGE, JALAPENOS ONIONS. ON A BUTTERED & TOASTED JALAPENO CHEDDAR SOURDOUGH BUN. COMES WITH MUENSTER CHEESE, GRILLED PICKLED JALAPENOS, & FRESH CUT FRIES. (LETTUCE, TOMATO, PICKLE, ONION ON THE SIDE.
$22.00
#21 ULTIMATE RATTLESNAKE CHEESEBURGER
1/3LB ANGUS BEEF PATTY MIXED WITH PORK SAUSAGE, JALAPENOS AND ONIONS SERVED ON JALAPENO CHEDDAR SOURDOUGH BUN, COMES WITH PEPPERED BACON, AVOCADO, MUENSTER CHEESE AND FRESH CUT FRIES. (LETTUCE, TOMATO, PICKLE, ONION ON THE SIDE. CONDIMENTS ON THE SIDE.)
$25.50
#23 1/3LB CHEESEBURGER ON SOURDOUGH BUN
1/3LB ANGUS BURGER ON BUTTERED, TOASTED SOURDOUGH BUN WITH AMERICAN CHEESE AND FRESH CUT FRIES. (LETTUCE, TOMATO, PICKLE, ONION & CONDIMENTS ON THE SIDE.)
$16.50
#24 BACON CHEESEBURGER 1/3LB
1/3LB ANGUS BURGER ON BUTTERED, TOASTED SOURDOUGH BUN WITH AMERICAN CHEESE, BACON, AND FRESH CUT FRIES. (LETTUCE, TOMATO, PICKLE, ONION & CONDIMENTS ON THE SIDE.)
$19.50
#25 PINEAPPLE BURGER 1/3LB
1/3LB ANGUS BURGER ON BUTTERED, TOASTED SOURDOUGH BUN WITH AMERICAN CHEESE, GRILLED PINEAPPLE, AND FRESH CUT FRIES. (LETTUCE, TOMATO, PICKLE, ONION & CONDIMENTS ON THE SIDE.)
$18.50
#27 DOUBLE BACON 2/3lb BURGER
2/3LB DOUBLE ANGUS BURGER ON BUTTERED WHITE SOURDOUGH BUN WITH BACON, AMERICAN CHEESE AND FRESH CUT FRIES. (LETTUCE, TOMATO, PICKLE, ONION & CONDIMENTS ON THE SIDE.)
$27.50
#29 JUICY TONY BURGER MEDIUM RARE
1/2LB ANGUS BURGER STUFFED WITH MUENSTER/CHEDDAR CHEESE SERVED MEDIUM RARE ON TOASTED BRIOCHE BUN AND FRESH CUT FRIES. (LETTUCE, TOMATO, PICKLE, ONION & CONDIMENTS ON THE SIDE.)
$19.50
#31 CRISPY CHICKEN SANDWICH
Crispy chicken on a soft bun. Accompaniments include fries, onion strings, side salad, or sweet potato fries.
$17.50
#33 GRILLED CHICKEN
GRILLED CHICKEN ON SOURDOUGH BUN WITH AMERICAN CHEESE AND FRESH CUT FRIES. (LETTUCE, TOMATO, PICKLE, ONION & CONDIMENTS ON THE SIDE.)
$17.50
#34 BLT
Crispy bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich. Choice of fries, onion strings, side salad, or sweet potato fries.
$14.50
#35 MUSHROOM SWISS BURGER
Juicy beef patty, melted Swiss cheese, sautéed mushrooms on a soft bun. Choice of sides: fresh-cut fries, onion strings, side salad, or sweet potato fries.
$18.50
#36 BLEU CHEESE BURGER
Bleu cheese atop juicy burger, choice of fresh cut or sweet potato fries, onion strings, side salad.
$18.00
#37 PATTY MELT
Hearty patty melt served with choice of sides including fries, onion strings, side salad, or sweet potato fries.
$16.50
#38 CHEESY GRILLED CHEESE
Melted cheese sandwich with choice of sides like fresh cut fries, onion strings, or a side salad.
$10.50
#39 BUFFALO CHICKEN SANDWICH
Spicy chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, creamy dressing, and a choice of side like fresh-cut fries, onion strings, or sweet potato fries.
$18.50
#64 TEXAS CHEESESTEAK
SHAVED STEAK COOKED WITH ONIONS, PICKLED JALAPENOS, AND MUSHROOMS. TOPPED WITH PEPPER JACK CHEESE IN A FRIED GAMBINO BUN. SERVED WITH HOUSE CUT FRIES.
$19.00
#26 DOUBLE SMASHBURGER
1/2LB DOUBLE ANGUS BURGER WITH SMAHES CRISPY PATTIES, ON REGULAR BUN WITH CHEDDAR CHEESE AND FRESH CUT FRIES. (LETTUCE, TOMATO, PICKLE, ONION & CONDIMENTS ON THE SIDE.)
$18.00
#28 SUNRISE CHEESEBURGER
1/3LB ANGUS CHEESEBURGER WITH 2 SLICES OF SMOKED BACON, CHEDDAR CHEESE, OVER EASY EGG ON WHITE SOURDOUGH BUN. COMES WITH FRESH CUT FRIES.
$22.00
#30 BBQ CHEESEBURGER
1/3LB ANGUS CHEESEBURGER WITH CHEDDAR CHEESE, 2 SLICES OF SMOKED BACON, BBQ SAUCE TOPPED WITH THIN ONION RINGS. SERVED WITH FRESH CUT FRIES.
$21.00
TENDERS, TACOS, & WINGS
#44 TRASH CAN TACOS
Overstuffed tacos with choice of corn or flour tortillas. Option for salsa.
$21.00
#45 JALAPENO CHICKEN TACOS
Jalapeno-infused chicken with choice of corn or flour tortillas. Option to add salsa for extra flavor.
$17.50
#47 MUSHROOM CHICKEN TACOS
Savory mushroom and chicken blend, choice of corn or flour tortillas, with or without salsa.
$18.50
#49 PLAIN JANE CHICKEN TACOS
3 GRILLED CHICKEN TACOS COOKED WITH ONIONS TOPPED WITH MUENSTER CHEESE AND SERVED WITH A SIDE OF SALSA.
$16.00
#57 CHICKEN TENDERS
HAND BATTERED TENDERS WITH HOUSE CUT FRIES, TEXAS TOAST & YOUR CHOICE OF DIPPING SAUCE.
$14.50
#60 BUFFALO TENDERS
HAND BATTERED TENDERS TOSSED IN BUFFALO SAUCE WITH YOUR CHOICE OF DIPPING SAUCE. SERVED WITH HOUSE CUT FRIES.
$16.00
#71A 6 CHICKEN WINGS
6 WINGS FRYED BATTERED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF EITHER PLAIN, BUFFALO, SPICY GARLIC BUFFALO, BBQ, OR LEMON PEPPER. SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF DIPPING SAUCE.
$16.00
#48 BEEF TACOS
3 GROUND BEEF TACOS WITH MELTED MUENSTER CHEESE TOPPED WITH LETTUCE AND TOMATO. COMES WITH OUR HOUMADE SALSA.
$16.00
#51 CHICKEN BITES
FRESHLY HAND BATTERED CHICKEN BITES SERVED WITH FRESH CUT FRIES AND 1 DIPPING SAUCE.
$14.00
#110 KIDS CHICKEN TENDER
HAND BATTERED TENDER WITH FRESH CUT FRIES AND 1 DIPPING SAUCE.
$8.50
#113 KIDS GRILLED CHEESE
BUTTERED TEXAS TOAST GRILLED WITH AMERICAN CHEESE & FRESH CUT FRIES.
$6.00
#111 MINI CORN DOGS (5)
5 MINI CORN DOGS WITH FRESH CUT FRIES.
$7.00
#114 KIDS QUESADILLA
SMALL KIDS QUESADILLA WITH FRESH CUT FRIES
$6.00
DESSERTS
#100 FUNNEL CAKE FRIES
FUNNEL CAKE STRIPS SHAPED LIKE FRIES DUSTED WITH POWDERED SUGAR
$8.50
ADD ONS
2 SLICES OF BACON
Crispy, smoky bacon slices typically cured and smoked, offering a savory addition to any meal.
$3.60
BBQ SAUCE 2oz
A 2oz serving of classic BBQ sauce, typically a blend of tomato, vinegar, and spices, offering a sweet and tangy flavor to complement your dish.
$1.25
BLEU CHEESE 2oz
A small container of creamy bleu cheese dressing, typically featuring a tangy and rich flavor, ideal for enhancing salads or as a dip.
$1.25
BUFFALO SAUCE 2oz
Classic hot and buttery buffalo sauce, typically made with cayenne pepper and vinegar, perfect for adding a spicy kick to your favorite dishes.
$1.25
FRIED EGG
Choice of egg styles including medium yolk, over easy, scrambled, or well-done yolk.
$2.00
GRILL PICKLE JALAPENO
Grilled jalapeños and pickles, offering a smoky heat and tangy crunch, typically complementing a variety of dishes with their distinctive flavors.
$1.25
GRILLED FRESH SLICED JALAPENO
Freshly sliced jalapeños grilled, offering a smoky and spicy kick, typically enhancing any meal with their bold flavor and subtle heat.
$1.25
GRILLED MUSHROOMS
Whole mushrooms typically marinated in balsamic and roasted shallot butter, garnished with green onions for a savory addition.
$1.75
GRILLED ONIONS
Sliced onions grilled until tender and lightly charred, seasoned with a blend of spices.
$1.25
GRILLED PINEAPPLE
Grilled pineapple, caramelized and typically enhanced with sugar and cinnamon, offering a sweet and slightly smoky flavor.
$2.50
HONEY MUSTARD 2oz
A creamy blend of sweet honey and tangy mustard, typically made in-house, ideal for dipping or adding flavor to various dishes.
$1.25
JALAPENO CHEDDAR BUN
A jalapeño cheddar bun typically features spicy jalapeños and sharp cheddar cheese baked into a soft bun, adding a zesty kick and cheesy flavor to your meal.
$2.50
MARINARA 2oz
A classic tomato-based sauce with garlic, onion, and herbs, ideal for enhancing your favorite dishes.
$1.25
RANCH
Buttermilk ranch dressing typically includes garlic, dill, chive, and onion, offering a creamy and tangy addition to your meal.
$1.25
SALSA 2oz
A small serving of salsa typically includes diced tomatoes, onions, and jalapeños, offering a classic blend of flavors.
$1.25
SCORCHING SCORPION SAUCE 1oz
Made with fiery scorpion peppers, this intensely spicy sauce delivers a bold kick that enhances any dish with its distinctive heat.
$3.50
SLICED AVOCADO
Freshly sliced avocado, typically smooth and creamy, offering a subtle richness and mild flavor.
$1.25
SOUR CREAM 2oz
A small portion of sour cream, often used as a condiment or dipping sauce to complement various dishes.
$1.25
WHITE SOURDOUGH BUN
A white sourdough bun, known for its tangy flavor and chewy texture, is crafted from fermented dough and is ideal for sandwiches or as a standalone bread option.
$2.00
KOREAN PEPPER SAUCE 2oz
Korean pepper sauce: A zesty blend of soy sauce, garlic, and red chili, offering a mildly spicy and savory kick, typical in Korean cuisine.
$1.25
MUDDY FEET CLEANING BILL
A playful take on cleaning, this dish humorously suggests a "bill" for your muddy feet, likely a whimsical or novelty item rather than an actual dish.
$5.00
UNCLE TONYS MERCHANDISE
BLACK 2XL T-SHIRT
2XL black t-shirt featuring a prominent Uncle Tony's logo on the front. Crafted for comfort and style, ideal for showcasing your support.
$25.00
BLACK LARGE T-SHIRT
Large black t-shirt featuring a prominent Uncle Tony's logo on the front, crafted for everyday comfort.
$25.00
BLACK MEDIUM T-SHRT
Medium black t-shirt featuring Uncle Tony's logo, crafted for comfort and everyday wear.
$25.00
BLACK XL T-SHIRT
Black XL t-shirt featuring Uncle Tony's logo on the front, crafted from comfortable fabric for everyday wear.
$25.00
TAN LARGE T-SHIRT
Tan large t-shirt featuring a classic design, typically crafted for comfort and versatility, ideal for everyday wear.
$20.00
TAN SMALL T-SHIRT
Tan small t-shirt featuring a classic design, typically crafted for comfort and versatility.
$20.00
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