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SWELL Art Café
2936 Colerain Ave, Cincinnati, OH 45225, USAOpens Jun 23
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Featured Items
Cluster Funk
$7.50
Eat the Rich
$12.50
Some Like it Hot
$6.50
Mexican Coke
$4.50
We Didn’t Start the Fire
$12.50
Lt. Columbo
$8.00
Ginger Beer
$5.50
Jarritos Mandarin
$3.50
Jarritos Tamarind
$3.50
Mexican Squirt
$4.50
Bottled Water
$3.50
Perrier
$4.50
Sanpellegrino Aranciata
$3.50
Sanpellegrino Limonata
$3.50
Red Bull
$6.00
Sugar-Free Red Bull
$5.00
Sweet Tea
$4.50
Full Menu
11:00 am - 4:10 pmNon-Alcoholic Beverages
Coke
Carbonated soft drink with a blend of caramel and vanilla flavors.
$3.00
Diet Coke
A refreshing, sugar-free carbonated beverage with a crisp cola taste.
$3.00
Mexican Coke
Bottled Coca-Cola made with cane sugar
$4.50
Ginger Beer
A classic Australian ginger beer with a rich, spicy ginger flavor, brewed over three days for a distinct taste.
$5.50
Jarritos Mandarin
Mandarin-flavored soda with real sugar, offering a citrusy and sweet taste.
$3.50
Jarritos Tamarind
Tamarind-flavored soda with real sugar, offering a sweet and tangy taste.
$3.50
Sprite
Lemon-lime flavored carbonated soft drink.
$3.00
Mexican Squirt
12 fl oz
Classic Real Sugar Sweetened Squirt from Mexico.
$4.50
Bottled Water
Purified water in a sealed bottle, sourced for clean and refreshing hydration.
$3.50
Perrier
Effervescent sparkling water from France, offering a crisp and refreshing taste.
$4.50
Giant Perrier
Sparkling mineral water from France, known for its effervescent bubbles and crisp taste. Enjoy the refreshing and invigorating qualities of this classic beverage.
$6.50
Sanpellegrino Aranciata
Sparkling orange and blood orange beverage made with Italian oranges.
$3.50
Sanpellegrino Limonata
Sparkling lemon beverage made with 16% lemon juice from concentrate, featuring natural ingredients and Italian lemons.
$3.50
Red Bull
Energy drink with taurine, lightly carbonated. Contains 210 calories per 16 fl oz can.
$6.00
Sugar-Free Red Bull
Sugar-free energy drink with taurine, providing a low-calorie option to boost energy and focus.
$5.00
Sweet Tea
Brewed tea with natural sweetness, offering a classic taste.
$4.50
Deli Sandwiches
Eat the Rich
Tuscan-style white bean purée, tomatoes, Kalamata olives, roasted red peppers, arugula, olive oil drizzle, balsamic glaze on a 6˝ sub roll, served with chips and a pickle
$12.50
Sangwich
Genoa salami, capicola, ham, prosciutto, herb-tossed onions, sweet
peppers, shaved parm Asiago mix, romaine, house vinaigrette on a 6˝ sub roll, served with chips and a pickle
$12.50
We Didn’t Start the Fire
hickory smoked turkey, feta, sweet pickled red onions, tomatoes,
cucumbers, romaine, arugula, Calabrian chile mayo on a 6˝ sub roll, served with chips and a pickle
$12.50
Grilled Cheese
Classic Toastie
double American grilled cheese on thick cut local sourdough, served with chips
$8.00
The Cal Classic
Ham and prosciutto, Swiss, and fig jam on thick cut local sourdough. Comes with chips and a pickle
$12.50
Lt. Columbo
peanut butter, blueberry jam on thick cut local sourdough, served with chips
$8.00
Flailing Hands
Blue cheese, provolone, onion jam, granny smith apples on pumpernickel rye. Served with chips and a pickle.
$12.50
Salad
Calliope’s Garden
Chonky tomatoes, red onions, green peppers, cucumbers, Kalamata olives, oregano, feta, olive oil
vegan option available
$7.50
À La Carte
Bread
Freshly baked bread, typically served as a staple with a soft interior and a crisp crust.
Cheese
Assorted cheeses typically include cheddar, gouda, and swiss, offering a variety of textures and flavors for a classic cheese experience.
Condiment
A variety of sauces typically includes ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise, enhancing any meal with classic American flavors.
Protein
A variety of protein-rich ingredients such as meats, legumes, or dairy, typically combined to create a balanced and satisfying dish.
Produce
A selection of fresh, seasonal fruits and vegetables.
sides and garnishes
A selection of sides and garnishes typically includes items like seasoned fries, mixed greens, or savory sauces, offering a variety of complementary flavors to enhance your meal.
Snacks
Some Like it Hot
🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 BE WARNED—THIS IS DANG SPICY 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵
white bean purée, house-made z’hug on warm flatbread
$6.50
A Classic Disaster
A block of softened cream cheese topped with sweet and piquant pepper jelly, served with crackers (gluten-free option available.) Sized for sharing; pairs well with drinks at happy hour, the Catalina Wine Mixer, or as a light snack any time.
$8.50
Desserts
Cluster Funk
A rich and decadent chocolate cake. It is so good, eating it should be a sin. But worry not, the Cluster Funk is naturally vegan, so you can put the chocolate in your mouth without the blood on your hands. Not a vegan? You wouldn't even know if we hadn't have told you.
Inspired by chef Dave Cluster’s legendary cake from Funk's Democratic Coffee Spot in Baltimore.
$7.50
CF Cupcake
Cupcake in two sizes: Uno or Dos.
$4.00+
Fab
FAB Pesto Grilled Cheese
Grilled bread with melted cheese and a savory pesto sauce, typically featuring a blend of cheeses like provolone or swiss, creating a simple yet satisfying sandwich experience.
$12.50
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