e.g. enter on Main St, it’s the 4th door on the right

e.g. ring the bell after dropoff, leave next to the porch, call upon arrival, etc.

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Not Your Average Joe's Unnamed Road - Order Pickup and Delivery

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Prices on this menu are set directly by the Merchant.

The most commonly ordered items and dishes from this store

our classic burger on a martin's potato roll with joe's special sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion and pickle

THE BURGER

thinly sliced sirloin, caramelized onions and cheese in a crispy egg roll wrapper with spicy mustard

CHEESE STEAK EGG ROLLS

joe's take on pot stickers, bursting with flavor in a citrus soy sauce

CHICKEN DUMPLINGS

we hand-bread it, pan-sear it and let the flavor speak for itself mustard-marinated and panko crusted, with seasonal veg and mashed potatoes

MUSTARD-CRUSTED CHICKEN

FRENCH FRIES

our legendary concoction of peanut butter and chocolate chunks in vanilla ice cream, rolled in oreo crumbs, topped with whipped cream and drizzled with hot chocolate and caramel sauces

PEANUT BUTTER THING

chopped romaine tossed with grilled chicken, dried cranberries, granny smith apples, grapes, candied pecans and smoked mozzarella with creamy sherry vinaigrette

WALDORF

crispy chicken wings in a sticky soy glaze, wasabi aioli

KOREAN BBQ WINGS

grilled meatloaf made with beef, pork, smoked mozzarella, veggies and herbs, with a tangy bbq gravy, mashed potatoes and seasonal veg, topped with crispy onion strings

BBQ MEATLOAF

hand-breaded and tossed with our addictive mango-buffalo bbq sauce, with pineapple-jalapeno salsa and blue cheese dressing

BUFFALO CARRIBEAN CHICKEN TENDERS

Popular Items

SMALL CLASSIC CHEESE

Online Exclusive Items!

creamy feta, marinated garbanzo beans, sesame crisps, cucumbers and warm house pita

WHIPPED FETA DIP

choose from chili-spiced crispy wontons or chilled cucumbers, topped with rare-seared sesame-crusted tuna, sweet soy glaze, pickled ginger and wasabi aioli. gluten-free version available

AHI TUNA WONTONS

lightly fried and battered over seaweed salad with toasted sesame seeds and sriracha aioli

BANG BANG SHRIMP

crispy nachos with roasted chicken, smothered with 
creamy queso, pico de gallo, shredded lettuce, jalapeños 
and chipotle crema

CHICKEN NACHOS

crispy nachos with bbq pulled pork, smothered with 
creamy queso, pico de gallo, shredded lettuce, jalapeños 
and chipotle crema

PULLED PORK NACHOS

crispy nachos with roasted chicken, smothered with
creamy queso, pico de gallo, shredded lettuce, jalapeños
and chipotle crema

HALF SHEET PAN CHICKEN NACHOS

fried to a crispy perfection with blue cheese dipping 
sauce

SWEET & SPICY CAULIFLOWER BITES 

baked fresh daily, served with our cheesy romano-red pepper garlic dipping sauce.

JOE'S FAMOUS FOCACCIA LOAF

crispy nachos with pulled pork, smothered with
creamy queso, pico de gallo, shredded lettuce, jalapeños
and chipotle crema

HALF SHEET PAN OF PULLED PORK NACHOS

WARM UPS

CUP OF CHOWDER

BOWL OF CHOWDER

CUP OF TOMATO BASIL

BOWL OF TOMATO BASIL

seared rare with black pepper & toasted sesame seeds and drizzled with a sweet soy glaze, over mixed greens, arugula, seaweed salad, cucumbers, scallions, pickled ginger and diced mango in an orange-sesame vinaigrette

AHI TUNA SALAD

romaine, mixed greens, grilled corn, shredded cheese, black beans and avocado tossed in creamy santa fe ranch, topped with crispy chicken tenders, pico de gallo and tortilla strips

CRISPY SOUTHWEST CHICKEN

chopped salad with grilled chicken, quinoa, apples, pistachios, avocado, spinach, oranges, cukes, mint, cilantro and orange-sesame dressing

SUPER CRUNCH

grilled chicken, crumbled blue cheese, grilled corn, avocado, bacon, tomatoes, romaine, arugula and hard-boiled egg with blue cheese dressing

COBB

mixed greens, grapes, pistachios, carrots, romano and seasonal fruit, tossed in
champagne vinaigrette

SEASONAL HOUSE

iceberg lettuce, grape tomatoes, red onion, cucumber, pepperoncini, kalamata olives, feta, red wine vinaigrette and tzatziki sauce

GREEK WEDGE

crisp hearts of romaine tossed in lemon-garlic dressing with house-made focaccia croutons and shaved romano cheese

CLASSIC CAESER

crisp hearts of romaine with house-made focaccia croutons and shaved romano cheese, tossed in lemon-garlic dressing, topped with grilled chicken

CLASSIC CHICKEN CAESAR

SOUPS & SALADS

cajun spiced burger, pepper jack cheese, jalapenos & frickles, lettuce, tomato and sriracha aioli on a martin’s potato roll, served with fries

THAT’S FIRE BURGER

our classic burger with melted pepper jack, smothered 
with shredded bbq pork on a martin’s potato roll with 
lettuce, tomato and pickles, topped with crispy onion 
strings served with fries and house slaw

SMOKEY JOE BURGER

house-made veggie burger patty, melted pepper jack and guacamole on a martin’s potato roll with lettuce and tomato, served with fries

THE VEGGIE BURGER

pulled pork, prosciutto, provolone, pickles and mustard aioli, pressed on griddled ciabatta, served with fries

THE CUBAN

tangy shredded pork on a martin’s potato roll topped with 
crispy onion strings and pickles, served with fries

BBQ PULLED PORK SANDWICH

mustard-marinated and panko crusted with country bacon, lettuce, tomato and lemon aioli on toasted ciabatta with coleslaw

MUSTARD-CRUSTED CHICKEN BLT

grilled chicken with melted fresh mozzarella, marinated 
tomatoes, pesto aioli and arugula on toasted ciabatta

CHICKEN CAPRESE

melted fresh mozzarella, marinated 
tomatoes, pesto aioli and arugula on toasted ciabatta with fries

VEGETARIAN CAPRESE

applewood smoked turkey, avocado and country bacon with lettuce, tomato and mayo on toasted multigrain bread

TURKEY AVOCADO CLUB

Ooey gooey cheese on toasted multigrain bread with our 
creamy tomato soup

GRILLED CHEESE AND TOMATO SOUP

grilled chicken, romaine lettuce and shaved romano in our lemon caesar dressing all rolled up in our freshly baked wrap

CHICKEN CAESAR WRAP

crispy chicken tossed in our joe’s buffalo sauce with celery, carrot, lettuce and blue cheese dressing

BUFFALO CHICKEN WRAP

BURGERS & MORE

marinated, grilled and served with mashed potatoes, sauteed spinach, pickled red onions and balsamic glaze

SIRLOIN TIPS

a joe's favorite baked to perfection, served with mashed potatoes and steamed broccoli

HERB-CRUSTED HADDOCK

fried to crispy perfection, served with french fries, tartar sauce and coleslaw

BEER BATTERED FISH & CHIPS

Packed with flavor! chicken, shrimp, andouille 
sausage and veggies simmered in a cajun broth 
with seasoned rice

CHEF BRYAN'S JAMBALAYA 

lightly breaded and pan-seared in a lemony cream sauce with linguini and capers. gluten-free version available 

CHICKEN PICCATA

romano-crusted chicken, pan-seared and topped with melted mozzarella over linguini with house-made tomato sauce

CHICKEN PARMESAN

grilled chicken, red & green peppers, onions, steamed broccoli, pineapple sweet and sour sauce, jasmine rice

SWEET & SOUR CHICKEN

korean marinated steak, snap peas, shiitake mushrooms, spinach, stir fry veggies, lo mein noodles, spicy almonds and scallions

KOREAN BEEF & NOODLE BOWL

grilled atlantic salmon with citrus teriyaki sprinkled with sesame seeds over pineapple fried rice and snap peas

TERIYAKI GLAZED SALMON

diced ahi tuna in a citrus ponzu with avocado, quinoa, brown rice, mushrooms, fresh veggies, pickled ginger & toasted sesame seeds, drizzled with sriracha aioli and topped with crispy wonton straws

AHI TUNA POKE BOWL

zucchini, grape tomatoes, cauliflower, spinach, grilled corn and penne in a creamy lemon butter sauce

VEGGIE PASTA

tender shredded pork tossed in tangy bbq sauce 
over creamy pepper jack mac ‘n cheese, sprinkled 
with toasted focaccia crumbs

TWISTED PULLED PORK MAC & CHEESE

simply delicious in a light tomato cream sauce with prosciutto, basil, arugula, roasted red peppers and shaved romano cheese 18.75 add chicken

PENNE ALLA VODKA

chilled maine lobster tossed with lemon mayo, celery and chives on a toasted new england brioche bun, served with old bay french fries

LOBSTER ROLL

MAINS

LARGE CLASSIC CHEESE

fresh mozzarella, torn basil and rustic tomato sauce 

LARGE MARGHERITA

SMALL MARGHERITA

crispy chicken tenders tossed in our mangobuffalo bbq sauce with mozzarella, scallions and blue cheese dressing

LARGE BUFFALO CHICKEN

SMALL BUFFALO CHICKEN

garlic shrimp, diced tomatoes and mozzarella, 
sprinkled with our famous romano-red pepper cheese 

LARGE SHRIMP SCAMPI

SMALL SHRIMP SCAMPI

herb pesto, spinach, feta, roasted red peppers, 
kalamata olives, banana peppers and mozzarella cheese 

LARGE MEDITERRANEAN 

SMALL MEDITERRANEAN

START WITH CLASSIC CHEESE + ADD YOUR FAVORITE TOPPINGS

LARGE BUILD YOUR OWN

all beef burger, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed crust...and tomatoes

Large The Royale Pizza

SMALL BUILD YOUR OWN

Small The Royale Pizza

PIZZAS

chilled cucumbers, topped with rare-seared sesame-crusted tuna, pickled ginger and wasabi aioli

GLUTEN SENSITIVE AHI TUNA ON CUCUMBER

grilled chicken, crumbled blue cheese, corn, avocado, bacon, tomatoes, romaine, arugula and hard-boiled egg with blue cheese dressing

GLUTEN SENSITIVE COBB

GLUTEN SENSITIVE SUPER CRUNCH

GLUTEN SENSITIVE WALDORF

with joe's special sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion and pickle

GLUTEN SENSITIVE THE BURGER

pan-seared with gluten-free bread crumbs, topped with country bacon, lettuce, tomato and lemon aioli, served with house slaw

GLUTEN SENSITIVE MUSTARD-CRUSTED CHICKEN BLT

grilled chicken with melted fresh mozzarella, marinated tomatoes, pesto aioli and arugula

GLUTEN SENSITIVE GRILLED CHICKEN CAPRESE

marinated tomatoes, with melted fresh mozzarella, pesto aioli and arugula

GLUTEN SENSITIVE VEGETARIAN CAPRESE SANDWICH

applewood smoked turkey, avocado and country bacon with lettuce, tomato and mayo

GLUTEN SENSITIVE TURKEY AVOCADO CLUB

we hand-bread it, pan-sear it and let the flavor speak for itself... mustard-marinated and breaded with gluten-free bread crumbs, with seasonal veg and mashed potatoes

GLUTEN SENSITIVE MUSTARD-CRUSTED CHICKEN

marinated, grilled and served with mashed potatoes, sautéed spinach, pickled red onions and balsamic glaze

GLUTEN SENSITIVE SIRLOIN TIPS

simply grilled with seasonal veg and three rice pilaf

GLUTEN SENSITIVE SIMPLE SALMON

lightly breaded in gluten-free bread crumbs and pan-seared in a lemony cream sauce with gluten-free pasta and capers

GLUTEN SENSITIVE CHICKEN PICCATA

lightly breaded in gluten-free bread crumbs, topped with melted mozzarella and house-made tomato sauce with gluten-free pasta

GLUTEN SENSITIVE CHICKEN PARMESAN

pan-seared with gluten-free bread crumbs and baked to perfection, served with mashed potatoes and steamed broccoli

GLUTEN SENSITIVE HERB-CRUSTED HADDOCK

with cream cheese icing and caramel sauce

GLUTEN SENSITIVE CARROT CAKE

2 gluten-free caramelized onion dinner rolls with our cheesy Romano-red pepper garlic dipping sauce.

GLUTEN FREE ROLLS WITH DIPPING SAUCE

GLUTEN SENSITIVE

JASMINE RICE PILAF

MASHED POTATOES

SAUTEED SPINACH

SWEET POTATO FRIES

COLESLAW

GREEN BEANS

STEAMED BROCCOLI

SIDES

frosted with cream cheese icing with a drizzle of caramel sauce

CARROT CAKE

chocolate chip cookie with molten chocolate center, vanilla ice cream, chocolate fudge and caramel sauce

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE EXPLOSION

joe’s grandma’s recipe, classically prepared with 
graham cracker crust, strawberry sauce and fresh 
whipped cream

Not Your Average Joe's

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BURGERS & MORE

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